Sometimes I feel like you guys are the only ones that get me. You don’t judge my weird fandom obsessions…my ships are okay whether you ship them or not and you don’t care that my blog is lesbian porn, YouTube, and lesbian quotes.
"so i’m guessing that you’re the girl in the relationship?"
well honey we’re actually both the girls in the relationship
that’s what makes it so gay
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
or skin them and wear their face as a hat
man sometimes i forget that some people aren’t even a little bit queer.
I need to know if the camp takota underwear will have your face on it. Cause I need your face on my crotch.
No not like…. Goddamnit.
I’M JUST GONNA GO DIE NOW
We definitely needed those Shu shirts now…
NO WE DONT HELEN. STOP THAT. NO IDEAS. I SWEAR TO FUCK
Moments later…GET YOUR SHU SHIRTS HERE!!!
I AM CRYING!